Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Fashion Tips – du Faso!


April 24, 2013


Like any culture, Burkina Faso has a unique sense of style and dress.  Outfits vary, depending upon:
* region (north in the desert vs. south in the rainy cascades)
* village vs. city (in village, everyone’s already your family – no need to dress to impress.  In the city, you just might find your husband…or third wife.)
* ethnic group (Jula vs. Mossi vs. Peuhl vs….they all have their unique fashion flairs)
* religion (Muslims might fully cover, whereas Christians might show some lower leg or shoulder)
* event (funeral vs. going to cultivate the field)
* social status (villager/peasant or functionaire)
* age (children/elderly – nakedness allowed at any hour of the day)
* sex (women rarely wear pants; shirtless women perfectly acceptable if they breastfeed, whether or not they are actually breastfeeding at the time of their shirtlessness.  I’ve seen many a topless woman in village. This makes it easier for their toddlers to just grab ahold and start eating whenever they desire…)

naked child....not an uncommon sight, especially in village.  I'm surprised she's actually wearing shoes!

It's 120 degrees out1  But this guy still wants to wear his winter coat.  It's a fashion statement, right?

Work uniform, typical of guards.

Dance costumes!


Also playing into the fashion of Burkina is the influence of American and European clothing.  Skinny jeans, boys with their boxers showing, Barack Obama mesh tank tops with bedazzles, leopard print leggings, etc.  And these sorts of items are acceptable on both boys and girls (yes, even the bedazzled tank tops and leopard print leggings).  One of my favorite things to do is to browse my marché and find the ridiculous outfits available for purchase….and then buy them. Hahahhehehe. I have no idea why a “Muammar Gaddafi: Celebrating 50 Years of Greatness in Libya” t-shirt needed to be a part of my wardrobe, but it did.  (Don’t you want Gaddafi’s face on your clothes?)  Also, all those hand-me-down thrift shop and goodwill rejects.  They end up in Africa, did you know that?  And I can buy these American rejections for about 25 cents – what a bargain!  I love digging through the massive piles and coming across a pair of 1970s bell-bottoms, an ugly Christmas sweater, or my personal favorite, sports shirts from local high school teams featuring the player’s last name on the backside.  I’m just waiting for the day when I see someone wearing one of my old shirts: HAUTH #31, Springfield High School, Tiger Basketball 2005.  The closest I’ve come is seeing a bunch of University of Minnesota apparel and also some Mankato t-ball shirts.

yup, those are American flags on that boy's jeans..... (dance party)

I don't even know that guy who has his arm around me....but he's protraying a classic "American" look in Burkina:  old football jersey, camo pants, bling, plastic hat....  and Omar (in front) in the green bezin is very tradtionally classy!


Fashion is a difficult topic to explain, because it’s something you just need to see – descriptions won’t do it justice.  There really aren’t any rules or trendy styles to pick up on, it’s almost as if anything goes, and the more unique you are and the crazier your outfit, the better.  Most people have outfits made for them by their tailor, thus picking out the fabric themselves and telling the tailor how short to cut the skirt, thick shirt straps or thin, embroidery on the sleeve….  It’s virtually impossible to have the same outfit as someone else, unless you went to the tailor and asked him (or her, but generally tailors are men) to make 2 of the exact same models.  Even if you have the same fabric as someone else, it’s unlikely you’re wearing it in the same way: shirt vs. dress, pants vs. skirt, etc.   

Same traditional pagne skirt for each girl...except each skirt is different, because they're handmade.


Also inhibiting a clear portrayal of Burkinabe fashion – teen fashion, in particular – is that starting in middle school, kids must wear uniforms.  And besides that, sure, everyone might wear those yellow plastic slip-on sandals…. but I don’t think it’s a fashion decision so much as a wardrobe necessity.  You need shoes….these shoes are cheap….they’re also the only shoes available in your local market.  So, you buy them.  (Vendors typically buy a big box of the product, i.e. a box of 50 pairs of yellow shoes, and since people are poor and it is expensive to buy more than a few items at a time, they can’t afford to buy another box, but in blue.  When the box of yellow shoes is gone, then they’ll buy another box, possibly a different brand/color/style, but maybe not.  This is why everyone wears the same shoes or soccer jersey.  They don’t really have other choices to choose from.)

One thing I’ve noticed about Burkinabe women’s fashion (and to be fair, this kinda applies to men, also) is the explosion of COLOR.  Both in clothes and in hair.  I love that they can wear fancy fake weaves that give the impression that they have a lot of hair.  And that their hair was (naturally, of course) tinted purple.  (In case you’ve never touched or seen the hair of a black African, just so you know, it’s extremely curly/frizzy, but also very thin.  Most women only have an inch or two of hair on their heads…or it’s buzzed of completely.  Why have hair when you can have fake hair and change your wig every month?  Also, hair is hot.  Bald heads are not.  They’re also easier to wash.  I think these women are on to something here….)

The health clinic staff -- so pretty!

The thing is, black people do actually look awesome with streaks of purple, maroon, and even blond, in their hair.  I’d love to try it someday (the purple)…but I have a suspicion that I won’t be able to pull it off quite like they do.  Wait, now that I think about it.  I’ve already done purple!  AND looked damn good with it, too!  ….didn’t I?  (Senior year of high school.  Football team makes it to state championship. Me and Melanie Miesen dye our hair maroon to show school spirit and make us look like true pep band rock stars.  Football team wins (thanks to our hair!)  We’re #1!  SHS!  Tiger PRIDE!  After a few shampooings, the maroon washes out like the box said it would…leaving my hair pink.  Also: I play with wearing heavy amounts of black eyeliner during this time to compliment – or was it to distract? – from my bright pink hair.)

Barakissa all dolled up (fake hair).  Little do you know, she's not wearing any pants/bottoms.  Just her shirt.
Besides, their fake hair, I’m also jealous of Burkinabe because they can wear any color, and it’s gorgeous with their skin tone.  Black, hot pink, burnt orange, white, lime green, every shade is radiant!  But we white people, we just can’t do color.  Sure, we might have a shade or two that works, but that’s it.  We find ourselves wearing only royal blue, every day.  We own 4 or 5 very different-looking shirts, except for that they’re all carnation pink.  And heaven forbid, we try to wear yellow!  There are very few white people who can pull off yellow.  Likewise, similar to colors, Burkinabe do patterns and prints very well.  Americans, not so much.  Black pants with a solid-colored polo, please.  Or:  Maybe I’ll be risky today and wear this white skit with blue flowers….with a plain blue top to match the blue flowers… can’t have too much going on.  But Burkinabe, they can wear an entire outfit, head to toe, sporting swirls.  Or birds.  Or cobs of corn.  The truly fashionable people can wear an outfit entirely comprised of mixing and matching several prints.  Giraffe pants with a shirt of multi-colored recycling signs, yes please!  (I’m not joking!  It looks good….on them.  Not on us Americans.) 

so many colors and prints!


I confess that Burkina fashion has rubbed off on me, and if I don’t have a headwrap or scarf, I feel naked.  Also, I can’t wear solid-colored pieces of clothing anymore.  Either the top or bottom (but preferably both) needed to be printed in some way.  And if they’re not, I sure as heck better have cute shoes, an awesome necklace, dangly earrings, bracelets, AND (of course) a head wrap.  I almost cringe at the thought of wearing un-patterned pieces of clothing.   It’s so boring!  Why wouldn’t you want to cover yourself in music notes?  Or in pictures of Barack Obama’s face plastered on an American flag?  Are you not proud to be an American?  

Additional Burkinabe fashion tip, this one’s geared towards men: wear fancy shoes with your jeans and skip the socks.  No more tennis shoes, please.  White leather ….shiny black …. snakeskin printed….pointy-toed.   Yeah, that’s where it’s at.  Real classy.  Seriously.  Combine a pair of fancy shoes with dark jeans and an almost-too-small t-shirt that shows off your ripped bod, 6-pack abs…oh wait.  That’s right.   Most Americans are overweight and don’t have any abs.  Well, that’s another tip too, then.  Get in shape!  Burkinabe guys are SO ripped, and they’re not even trying!   (If only they could read and do simple math…then maybe I’d consider taking them up on their marriage proposals.)

Burkina has also changed my attitude towards skirts and dresses.  I’ve always enjoyed a nice skirt.  It’s safe to say that I am definitely not pro-feminist crazy in thinking that women should only wear pants, like men, because we’re all equal and skirts are a physical way to separate men from women and keep women locked in the “homemaker” role, not leading active lives or playing sports, blah blah blah.  Nope, I like getting dressed up.  But that’s just it.  In America, if a girl wears a skirt or dress, she’s “dressed up.” But why?  Can a girl not show some leg, just for the heck of it?  In Burkina, women/girls wear skirts almost every single day of their lives, no matter if they’re going to school, church, or working in the field.  Some wear pants, but this is a rare sight, especially for village women (functionaire women are a bit more likely to sport pants, usually blue jeans).  And girls, now that most of them do go to school and rules require girls to have physical education classes like boys, they do have sporty pants/capris that they wear for running or playing volleyball.
 
Look how beautiful this woman is -- so dressed up! ....just to walk around Ouaga selling the strawberries she carries on her head.


 You might think that Burkina women aren’t socially “allowed” to wear pants, and while this may be true (slightly), I don’t find it to be the case.  Furthermore, when talking to women about it, wearing pants versus skirts doesn’t even cross their mind.  Women wear skirts.  It’s their tradition, their history.  Why would American women fight to wear pants, to be “free” to abandon skirts?  Skirts are prettier, more becoming, and certainly cooler (the breeze blows all around your legs when in a skirt!)  Skirts are also more comfortable, you can sit however you’d like (provided the skirt is long enough) and there’s no fear of your pants ripping or being too tight…  That’s a pro and a con, I guess.  Skirts aren’t form-hugging, so you can gain weight and your skirts will still fit just fine (yay!) causing you to not notice that you’re getting fat (dangit!!!).  Also, a major plus of skirts: being able to go the bathroom and not have to remove/unzip/unbutton any clothing.  It’s so convenient!

I wear skirts and dresses almost every day in Burkina Faso.  It doesn’t matter whether I’m going to teach math, chat with my neighbors, buy vegetables at the market, plant trees, or ride my bike to the river.  Skirts are my daily wear; pants are saved for days when I feel like I need to be “American” or want to “dress up” (my skinny jeans and a tank, I’m ready to hit the dance floor!).  I almost feel weird wearing pants.

I’ve made it a goal to take what I’ve learned and seen fashion-wise back to America, if only a little bit.  Visions of me shopping at an organic Minnesota farmers’ market, dressed nonchalantly in a bright African skirt, flowy top, head scarf, aboriginal camel tooth necklace, and beaded sandals, while everyone around me remarks to their friends, “Wow, she looks gorgeously ethnic!” dance through my head.  But I also am trying to come to grips with the fact that I might be shunned if I ever do wear something like this back in America.  I have a couple Peace Corps friends who could get away with it; undoubtedly, passerbys will look at them say, “That girl looks worldly and awesome.  I want to be her friend.”  But if I try it, they’ll be saying, “Uh….white girl, u ain’t from dat culture.  Go put ur flannel n snow boots back on.”  And that’s another thing: snow.  Wearing skirts and sandals all the time isn’t possible in MinneSNOWta, unless you want frostbite.  (Urgh, really?  You mean I need to put actual shoes on my feet?  I can’t wear flip flops everywhere?  Gosh, I can’t even remember the last time I wore closed toe shoes.  Is it even possible to wear a skirt or skinny jeans with closed toe shoes?  Ew.  I think I might stick to my sandals, merci.)

I encourage you all to follow my lead and be more creative with your clothing (a bit more modesty wouldn’t be a bad idea, also…).  Whatever happened to sewing and designing clothes that actually fit YOU?  Why do we all need to buy the same sweater available for $14.99 at Target?   We Americans like to think of ourselves as “individualists” -- but yet we are such a part of a collective consumer culture that we forget that we should be buying things that express our individuality. 

Burkinabe really care about what they wear and how they present themselves – but at the same time, they don’t care at all.  To have the freedom and confidence to wear whatever you like, without social consequences is amazing!  So, here’s to more skirts and dresses!  Patterns!  Colors!  Big jewelry!  Purple hair! 



Disclaimer: Upon returning to America, I might need some serious fashion help. I highly advise that anyone who cares about me (or at least is supposed to care about me -- I don’t wanna name names here, you know who you are!) comes to my rescue and prevents me from making a fool of myself…or dying my hair purple.  You might have to remind me that wearing head wraps every day is not okay in America and if I continue to do that, I will scare away my future husband(s).  So: Who wants to take me shopping!?!?!?   By which, of course, I mean: Who wants to give me money!?!?!





P.S. I'm going back to village!!!!  In the morning!  Yay!  I've been away for over a month and am excited to go see my friends and students and get back to work.  The end of May is Camp HEERE (an 4 day overnight camp for 5th graders) and it will be held in my village, so I need to get busy organizing the logistics.  Following camp, I'll be back in Ouaga to meet SARAH JENSEN at the airport!  She's my first (and probably only) visitor to Burkina....it should be fun!  I'm gonna make her eat lots of weird things and circle dance with villagers until sunrise.   If you'd like to eat weird things and circle dance too, the invitation to come visit me is always on the table.  But time is running out....


West African Scam Artists: Entertainment

Hhmmm.... I gotta admit, scam artists in West Africa send out much more entertaining emails than those in the USA... plus, it seems legit "Ghana" -- he brought God into it and everything!  Whatd'ya think? Should I take him up on his offer to secure me some gold?  I wonder what would happen if I called his phone number...  I kinda wanna try it!
 
Hello

My name is Mr. Ahmed Jombo, I am a Ghana custom officer, I am in searching
for honest gold dealer or who knows anyone who deal on gold that I can
trust to help me receive my gold I have here and sold... it in his or her
country. The gold in question is 55 kilograms and to be frank with you I
seized the gold from the illegal exporters at the Kotoka International
Airport Accra Ghana when they were about to smuggle it into Airline and
ship it out of the country

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Please all I need from you is a maximum Sincerity, Trust, Honesty and
Love. Please before we start this business, I will like you to send me
your personal contact details.

Now as soon as I got your personal contact details, I will send you an
agreement letter so you can go through it, sign it and send it back to me.
I will afterwards send you 50% of the GOLD and after you sale and send me
back the amount as we shall agree on the price of the gold I sold to you I
will send you the remaining 50%.

Please before I forget I will not like anyone to know about the
transaction we are about to embark because I seized the gold from the
illegal exporters at the Kotoka International Airport Accra Ghana, the
Gold suppose to belong to my country government because I suppose to
account it for them. I just want to use this opportunity given to me by
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in your country and come over there with my family as soon as you sell all
the gold.

For security and confidential reasons, you can respond to this message
with your contact details to my most private email address;
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Thank you and May God bless you and your family.

Best regards,

Mr. Ahmed Jombo

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

FUNtivities in Ouaga


April 23, 2013

So.  Still alive. (That's always good, I suppose.)  Also still in Ouaga.  Last post (April 16th) I wrote: “hoping today is the lucky day that I get word from Washington giving permission for me to leave anytime now.  It’d be great to peace out tomorrow!  Or at the very least, by Friday.”  Ha.  That was SEVEN days ago.  It was just my luck that, the very next day after making that post/wish, Peace Corps Washington informed me that they would not let me go to site for at least another 10 days – just to be safe.  They said to “check back in” in a week, and if all was well, I’d be able to leave a few days following that.  Well, today makes a week and so my Peace Corps doctor, Jean-Luc, checked back in with me (he checks on me several times a day, actually) and sent a report to Washington, practically begging them to send me back to village.  (After having to deal with me every day for the past NINETEEN days, he’s had enough of me, I’m sure.)   Washington responded back saying they’d like to call me and talk to me personally before making a decision, so I made sure my phone was glued to my hip all day today.  No phone call.  Thanks, Washington.  Maybe tomorrow?  Maybe, just maybe, here’s hoping to being able to return to village on Thursday or Friday.  My poor students.  They must be completely devastated not having had math class with their favorite teacher for the past 3 weeks.  (There’s no such thing as a substitute teacher—there’s not even enough real teachers the way it is.)  Making matters worse is that there’s only about 2 weeks of the school year left.  So even if I do get back in a day or two, what am I going to do?  Teach them something and give them a test the next day?  (We’re supposed to give at least 2 tests and 1 quiz each trimester.)  And my dog, Sabari.  I’m sure no one’s been playing with her.  (There’s a good chance my village decided to eat my dog while I’m away). 

Peace Corps Washington also decided that, in addition to being on “med hold” in Ouaga, I needed to wear a back brace.  It’s lovely and oh so fashionable.  Actually, I have received several compliments on it: “Wow, it’s like a retro look!”  “I could go for that – bringing back the Victorian corset!?  Let’s do it!”  “I’m so jealous!  You’re going to have such great posture!  I wish I had a brace just for that reason.  I’d wear it whenever I wasn’t in public, if it’d give me better posture.  Do you think you’ll be wanting it once you’re better?  If not, I’ll take it!”  Oh Peace Corps – the only place where you’ll find people who actually think medical equipment is stylish.

In other news, continuing on the track of "Beth is bitter and having bad luck," my computer has eaten my Peace Corps experience in the form of digital memories.  Despite religously backing up my entire computer monthly, and spending over 2 days with tech-savy friends performing a multitude of diagnositc tests, it seems that every photo/video from the last 2 years of my life truly has completely vanished.  From BOTH my computer and my external hard drive.  Whyyyyyyyy??????  Is this a cruel joke?  Did someone see that I had written "upload all photos online and also backup on CDs" on my to-do list and think, "Well that'd be funny.  Let's delete them all!"?  What are the odds that all my photos are just fine and dandy, and the next day, when I sit down to triple/quadruple backup my memories, that they are missing?  Only in the Faso.  The Burkina gods must be smiting me.  Burkina wins again. (Beth 5 -- Burkina 849)

On a positive note, I’m feeling GREAT!  Most the aches and bruises are gone (unless I sleep weird, then my neck is messed up for a few hours every morning).  I’ve also been enjoying the phone calls, text messages, emails, and actual visits from tons of people – some of whom I don’t even know…but they know me: “The girl with the fractured vertebrae due to a bush taxi accident.”  Cool nickname/legend, right?  Even my village CSPS staff (aka health clinic friends) called me this morning and took turns passing around the phone and giving me benedictions in various local languages – most of which I didn’t understand, besides for obvious fact that they were saying “God” and “health” repeatedly.  And so, as I’ve been instructed to do whenever someone starts a sentence with “Allah” (God), I replied to each blessing with “Amina” (Amen).  Not being able to understand 95% of the words coming out of their mouths, I guess I just assumed they were saying good things about God and my health… but maybe not…?

Oh, and I got a roommate.  Her name is also Elizabeth.  And, also like me, she’s exceptionally awesome.  (I believe there are at least five Elizabeth’s in Burkina right now!  Best name ever!  Obviously.)  Starting this past weekend, I’ve been out and about.  Sometimes accompanied by the other Elizabeth.  I went to Barka, a frequented bar/club by PCVs, for the first time ever, where I enjoyed: stuffing my face with fries smothered in America-like ketchup; inhaling the best cheeseburger I’ve eaten since America (it was clearly grilled); drinking a margarita; and soaking up the sounds of the live Burkinabe jazz band (complete with a sax and trumpet).  
My new jewelry!  That big white tooth thing in the necklace on the left is camel bone.


I went jewelry shopping with Ashley Geesman after helping her study for her MCAT and drinking so much real coffee that we were shaking from caffeine overload.  I enjoyed red-red at the Ghanaian restaurant. I biked to the music store owned by the Swiss guy with dreads who prefers to speak English (his mom is French but he grew up in the German side of town so he speaks…English?) and finally bought a case for my guitar.   It’s a soft-case, not a hard-case, unfortunately.  But it’s better than nothing.  And it’s the first case I’ve ever come across for purchase in this country.  As the Swiss guy said, “Most people in Burkina don’t buy guitar cases….most don’t even buy guitars.”

Jean-Luc and Krystle (our new PC nurse) took the other Elizabeth and me out for brunch on Saturday at Cappucino, a new restaurant geared at the Ouaga’s expat population.  They have fresh pastries, ice cream, make real coffee drinks, serve great food, etc.  It was nice to get out of the med unit and have someone buy me food that I’d probably not buy myself because it’s “expensive” --- I ate a whole pizza, a salad, and had a cappuccino with real whipped cream on top!  This place is so nice, you almost forget that you’re even in Burkina Faso.  It feels and smells and tastes like America.  On the other hand, it’s definitely not like America in the fact that there are a bazillion different languages sounding simultaneously inside the restaurant.  Even in the bathroom, you’ll hear at least five different tongues. 

Me: Bonjour.
Burkinabe young woman: Comment ça va?  You are American? I speak English small small.
Man: My English, it’s not good. I am of Italy.  Italia.  You know it? 
Me: Oh!  Bongiorno!
White ladies: Was ist das?  Guten tag.  Wo ist die Toilette. Ich möchte eine Kugel Erdbeereis.  Schnitzel bitte.  (**Okay, yes, there were two German ladies.  No, they didn’t really say these things.  I didn’t understand what they were saying, so I just imagined I did.  They actually looked at me as they passed and said, “Bonjour.”  Hehe. They thought I was French.)
Man: You speak italiano?!  Parla italiano?
Me: Uhhhh….oui. Yes, I mean, si.  Un poco. Uh… andiamo! Prego!? Je suis allé in Italia during Septembro.  (**yeahhh, I was a little flustered and my “Italian” was more French and Spanish and words that don’t exist in any language, than anything else.)
Asian guy: **on his cellphone** 钱在哪里  Ni hao. Wo ting bu dong. Ying ching chou nii xing!??!?!
Blond girl my age: You’re American?  Where are you from in the states?  I’m from Canada.

Party in the bathroom.  Gotta love the expat community in third world countries.  I see people from India dressed in their saris, cute Lebanese guys selling schwarmas (well, watching their Burkinaba employees sell schwarmas), tough looking Russians with too much facial hair driving big white trucks, and more, all the time in Ouaga.  Seems likes everyone in the world wants to stake a claim in Burkina Faso…except for Burkina Faso itself.  (Ouch, maybe that was a bit mean.  Burkina has been doing a lot to develop itself, actually.  So much has changed just in the last 2 years I’ve been here!)


Proof that Ouaga is developing....its buildings, at least.  The Presidential building.

Monument of the Martyrs.  
Cappuccino's!   (Aw sad.... a P is already burnt out.  The restaruant's only been around for about a year now...)

Apparently this is the Ouaga skyline at night.  Right. Um, I think this is a fake photo, but good try  official website of Ouaga for tourism.  (Why aren't there any stars in the sky or traffic on the road?  Both are seen in abundance in Ouaga!)

After brunch, Jean-Luc drove me, the other Liz, and Krystle around Ouaga and explained the history of some of the sights and cool buildings.  Krystle just got here a few weeks ago, so she hasn’t had much of a chance to learn her way around Ouaga…or learn some survival French.  I know I shouldn’t judge, but watching her attempt to greet people or order off a menu was almost embarrassing – all the awkward hand motions, talking louder as if that’s going to make people understand her, mixing in Spanish and English words.  But hey, I was once just as bad.  Probably worse, actually.  Now, I’m like a pro.  (Not really, I’m far from it.  If I were to go to France, no one would understand me.  I only speak “village French” which probably shouldn’t even be classified as French at all.)  While cruising around, Jean-Luc blasted his music, ranging from “She chop my money! You no go believe, I no fear dis girl…dey wrong” (P Square) and “what I’ve been looking for… doo doo doo doo ….” (High School Musical I).  Oh yes, and can’t forget about “Pop that thang, nigga, rockin’ low b***h….”  ???  Uh, yeah so that song was….awkward. Liz and I had to try really hard not to laugh as 50-year-old Jean-Luc bobbed his head to the beat. I thought Jean-Luc had great English.  Maybe not?  I can’t imagine he actually liked this song…or did he?

I learned a lot about Ouaga; I realized Burkina’s capital has a lot to offer and some beautiful sights, but at the same time, it isn’t very big at all.  The very next day, I set out on my bike to see if I could manage to make it downtown without getting lost (or dying).  I did!  (Not get lost, that is.  The not dying part, too, I guess.  There was only a few times when motos were inches from colliding with me.  Oh, and once I hit a teenage boy pushing a cart.  But he was fine.  No big deal.)  I definitely have acquired a much better understanding of Ouaga’s streets, can now get myself to the airport and to places that sell ice cream without needing to take a taxi, and feel somewhat comfortable biking in the mess of the traffic anti-system they have here.  Stoplights and traffic rules are just a suggestion in Burkina.  They are rarely adhered to.  Motos weave in out of cars, semis and busses fly down the wrong side of the road despite oncoming traffic.  



Police try to maintain order and pull people over but no one stops.  They all just drive away even faster.  And it’s not like vehicles are registered and can be tracked down via a license plate.  Heck, people don’t even have license plates.  Or licenses, for that matter.  It’s not uncommon to see 12-year-old boys driving motos on their way to school.  Besides the constant fear that you’re about to be hit by a bad driver (aka, basically everyone in this country) from the back, or front, or side, is the annoyance that is Burkinabe men on motos.  (Or just all men, in general, right?)  Unfortunately, being on a moto or bike makes it really easy to talk to your neighbors, as opposed to being in a car.

**While at a stop light.  (Wow!  We actually stopped and waited til green!)
Burkinabe guy who thinks he’s so cool:  Nassara!   Ca va?   (Nassara is Moore for “foreigner.”)
Me:  ***ignoring him**
Different annoying guy: Nassara, tu es jolie, non?  (White girl, you’re pretty!)
Me:  ***ignoring him**
Guy in front of me turns around: Ma belle sœur, vous êtes marié(My beautiful sister, are you married?)
Me:  ***glare at all three guys**

Speaking of annoying guys…. Here’s a fun story.  It’s from about a month ago while on my way to Ouaga for my COS conference.  (I swear I wrote about this already, but didn’t see it anywhere on my past posts…so I must have only imagined I wrote about it?  Oh well, if this isn’t its first appearance, you can read it again.  It won’t hurt.)  I was all nice and cozy in my overcrowded, overheated, overdusty bus, passed out in a deep sleep because that’s about the only way the 10 hour trips from my village to Ouaga are bearable.  All of a sudden I’m being tapped on my shoulder by the young Burkinabe guy in the seat next to me. “Your papers!  Pardon, you need your papers!”  I’m half asleep but open my eyes enough to see a police officer standing over me.  He holds out his hand as I fumble to open my backpack and find my purse and take out my passport. I finally free my passport, but instead of taking it, the officer tells me to go outside and see the other officer under the tree.  About 100 feet away, under the shade of an old tree, is another young police officer.  His gun is displayed on the table and he’s seated on a metal chair, recording names of people and their contact information into a notebook.  Most the passengers from my bus are waiting next to the bus, getting some fresh air.  Some are a few steps away, urinating “discreetly” on a thorny bush (guys have no shame – when they gotta go, they gotta go).  And a handful of people -- some from my bus and some from the other stopped vehicles on the road -- are in line at the table under the tree, waiting to present their papers (or lack thereof) to the police officer. 

It appears that I’m at a checkpoint on the highway, an effort of the Burkinabe government to crack down on illegal immigrants (like terrorists from Mali, due to the war) and scare people who don’t have any form of identification to get their act together and get a Burkina ID.  Registered citizens also serve the important role of letting a country know how many people are within its population.  There’s been a big push for birth and death certificates, as well as general documentation for anyone else currently alive that never had a birth certificate or any other form of identification to prove they existed.

But why am I standing in this line?  With all the others who don’t have papers?  Is it because I’m white?  It’s because I’m white, isn’t it?!??!   I have a passport from the United States of AMERICA.  Barack Obama is MY president…even though he’s black and I’m white.  Is this really necessary?  What, do you think I’m a terrorist?  Do you think I have a fake passport?  If you’d have looked at it, you’d have seen that it’s a legit passport.  Obama gave this to me; he knows I’m here.  But noooo, you just sent me straight to the guy with gun.  Love Burkina Faso.

Officer at the table:  **glances up, smiles at me** Tubabu!  (Jula for “foreigner”)
Me **no response**
Officer:  Tubabu, ca va?
Me**acknowledge the guy, but scowl in disapproval**
Officer:  Tubabu!  Ah ka di?  (Everything’s good?)
Me**glare** My name is not “Tubabu.”
Officer:  No?  But it is.  You are white; thus your name is Tubabu. hahaha
Me**turn away**
Officer:  Tubabu!  What’s your name?
Me: My name is Barakissa.  Sawadogo Barakissa.
Everyone:  hahhaha, hehehe, Barakissa!! She’s a real Burkinabe!
Officer:  Tubabu-barakissa.  Your turn.  Come here.  **motions at me to cut in front of everyone else**
Me**hold out my passport**
Officer:  **takes my passport, but doesn’t even look at it.**  No, it’s not a problem.  I don’t need to see this.  Are you married?
Me:  **scowl at the guy**
Officer:  Tubabu, I’m going to keep you here. I need a wife.
MeI’m already married.
Officer:  Me too.  Where’s your husband?
MeNot here. 
Officer:  But you’re here.  Without him. So you’re not truly married.  If you were married, he’d be with you.
MeHe’s in America.  I’m here for work.  He needed to stay and watch our kids.  **I reach out to take my passport**
Officer:  **pulls passport back, away from me**  Kids!?! How many?  What are their names.
Me**evil glare**  Six. Omar, Djeneba, Aicha, Ousmane, Fatimata, and Seydou.  Are we finished?  There’s a lot of people waiting in line that you haven’t helped yet.
Officer:  You don’t want stay with me?
Me **roll my eyes and sigh with exasperation as I step away from the table**
Officer:  Tubabu, your passport!  Come get it!
Me**scowl at the guy until he gives it to woman in line who hands it to me**



Professionalism.  Yeah, that’s not a thing here.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

I'm Still Alive...but barely.


April 16, 2013

Following COS conference, I remained in Ouaga for a few days.  I was still in the capital post COS because Careth, Sami, Brook and I had a mini vacation planned for the first week of April, consisting of sand reading and an animal safari adventure out east.  We’d be heading to Fada on Monday morning, April 1.  Should have known that traveling on April Fool’s Day was not going to turn out well….

However before our adventure started, we had a couple days to kill in Ouaga.  Mainly, I just tried to get a bunch of work done: typing up blogs, uploading pictures, backing up my computer files, responding to the month’s worth of emails I had accumulated…  Molly and I also went book shopping for our village’s library.  Both our grants were filled and at the end of March, and the money was placed in our accounts.  I had gone to the bookstore before COS conference, by myself, and pre-ordered a bunch of books.  Now with Molly, we looked over what I had ordered and picked out a bunch of other fun books.  It’s air-conditioned in Djiafca (the name of the store), and basically like a Barnes and Noble.  It’s awesome.  No, you can’t read a book off the shelf while drinking a coffee, but you can browse around for hours in the air-conditioning.  They also have some games and real art supplies (paints, oils, colored paper, chalk, etc.).  When we were finally ready, they rang up the total price for us, including a 10% discount, since the books were for a library.  The total came to just about 500.000 CFA ($1,000).   We needed to pay (obviously) but first this required going to the bank.

Beforehand, we weren’t sure how much all the books would cost, though we did have a rough idea: it’d be a lot of money.  More money than is safe to just carry around in your purse.  It’s too bad Burkina isn’t more tech-savvy; it would have been nice to pay via debit card or check, but no.  They don’t do that here.  It’s all by cash.  So, now knowing our total, we had to go withdraw a large wad of cash.  Conveniently the bank is located just down the street, about 2 blocks away.  We quickly walked to the bank, only to discover the guard closing the front doors: it was 5pm.  NOOOOO!!!  I politely asked him to please let us in and gave him puppy eyes, and though he refused at first, Molly adding a sad-face caused him to let us in – but not the man who came about 3 seconds after us.

Money belongs inside Molly's shirt.
We had to wait over 30 minutes for our turn at the cashier, but, after a brief argument with the teller about whether or not that was my real signature (even though I had signed the paper right in front of her), I was finally able to withdraw my money.  Molly and I recounted the bills, making sure it was all there, split the wad in half, and each stuffed half into our shirts.  Considering we were white girls coming out of a bank, i.e. easy targets, there was no way we were going to put the money in our purses or hand wallets.  Anyone who wanted to steal our money would have to do more than snatch our purse.  They’d have to fight us first.  And by the time they’d start doing that, surely someone would notice and help us (there are always people EVERYWHERE at the grand marché).  Thus, inside the shirt was the safest and most secure place.  Inside the shirt is also the sweatiest place (sorry bookstore staff, for having to touch our damp, sweaty money).



Money and books.  Could we ask for anything more?
We got back to the library safely, and pulled the wads out of our shirts.  The look on everyone’s faces was priceless.  It must have been the first time they ever saw someone pull money out like that.  We paid for our books, and then a couple of the security guards helped us carry our boxes to the nearby taxi stop.  Yay!  Books!  In our possession!  Soon to be on the library shelves!  Molly and I spent a good hour or two that evening, looking through all of our books and playing with the interactive reading games.






Also, during all this time, it was also Passover Week, but I -- along with pretty much every other volunteer still in Ouaga -- didn’t do anything to celebrate Easter, besides hard-boil some eggs and participate in the Easter egg hunt at the Transit House.  Also, Easter Sunday supper consisted of authentic Chinese food – le porc aigre-doux (sweet and sour pork), mhhmm! 

The next morning, Monday, we set out for Fada.

Kim, a third-year volunteer in Fada, met us at the bus station and took us to the sand-reader.  Yes, sand-reader.  Like as in palm-reading.   There’s a man, he looks at your sand, and tells you stuff, like the future, or maybe the past, or something present….

I went first out of our group, and it was an experience.  I’d never been to a sand-reader before, so I didn’t know what to do or say, but fortunately our sand-reader spoke French and could explain everything.  A lot of times the sand-readers are from tiny villages and only speak local language, so there needs to be a translator involved, unless you also fluently speak that local language.  But not for us.  Our French skills would do just fine. 

An example of a sand-reader.  (This was not my sand-reader.)
I entered the empty house/room used solely for his sand-reading work, and saw the sand-reader sitting on the floor with a pile of yellow sand spread in front of him.  He motioned for me to sit in the chair and touch the sand while thinking of a question in my heart – no speaking aloud allowed.  I put my right hand into the sand and pressed down into the grains for about 60 seconds while simultaneously thinking my question:  “Will I live and work close to my family?” I repeated the phrase several times, both in English and French cuz I wasn’t sure if the sand-reader needed our thoughts to be in a language he understood.  But then again, I suppose as they were thoughts, it didn’t matter what language we thought them in…. or did it?  “Est-ce que, je vais habiter et travailler quelque place proche à ma famille?”  Kinda a vague question… what does « close » even mean?  and what family?  Who? Did I mean my parents?  I wasn’t even sure myself.  Oh well, it was just something to start with.

The sand-reader motioned for me to remove my hand.  As I placed my hands in my lap, he began to mix the sand all around, so that the sand I had touched was dispersed within all the sand grains on the floor.  Then he started drawing lines in the sand and creating circle-like shapes with his closed fist.  Lots of lines and circles.  It was almost as if he was counting them, and every so often he would “cross” one out and make a new, different, mark on the far corner of the sand.  After a couple of minutes he looked up to me and started speaking.  I won’t tell reveal all, but what follows is a good description of my experience:

Sand-reader:  Your mother, she not calm.  Why?  Does she no like that you in Burkina? …… You going to have a good future.  Be very happy.  It’s good.  Do you understand?  You’ll have fight with someone, but then everything will be fine.  You’ll leave here 6 months, go back to America….no, in 7 months…..wait, are you going back?
Beth: ***stifles laughter and shrugs, wanting to see what else the sand-reader would say before she starts giving him some information to work off of.***
Sand-reader:  ***makes a few marks in the sand and thinks for a moment*** Yes, yes you’re going back.  You’ll leave Burkina in six months from now, but not get back to America until 7 months.  But you do leave Burkina. You won’t stay.  The eighth month you find your husband.  You’ll be very happy.  You’ll work job for 2 years, but you return to school at the same time.  Then you’re going to do new job, a different job, not in education.  You’ll study little by little while you’re doing your job for 2 years, not a lot of school, like 6 months of training, a formation.  Then after that is when you change jobs. You’ll be very happy.  Do you understand?  It’s good, you understand?
Beth: ***Not sure what to say, she just stares back at the sand-reader.  Her friends later said that she should play poker, because she has such a poker face.  The sand-reader couldn’t read her emotions because her face was so expressionless.  Half of the what the sand-readers do is discern how you react to the things they say.  But Beth wasn’t giving the guy anything to play off of….***
Sand-reader:  Yes, it is all good?  Do you not have questions?
Beth: Will I work this job and live in a house that is near my family?  My parents?  Or will I work in another country?
Sand-reader:  No no no.  Not another country.  Near your family.  But not too close. You’ll live within 100 km of your family and have 3 kids.  It’s good?
Beth: Tell me more about this husband.
Sand-reader:  You meet him in 8 months.  April, May, June….November.  In November, you find him.  It’s him you marry.
Beth: What!?!?  Who!?!?!  Where do I find him?!?!
Sand-reader:  Don’t you know?  You already have a companion, right?
Beth: No.
Sand-reader:  No?
Beth: No. No boyfriend.
Sand-reader:  You are sure?  Here in Burkina, you not have one?  
Beth: No, definitely not.
Sand-reader:  He’s in America….?
Beth: No!  No boyfriend.  Anywhere.
Sand-reader:   ***looks very confused and shrugs.  Does a few things in the sand.  Picks up some sand and places it in Beth’s hand, then takes the sand back out of her hand and holds it in his palm.*** Ah, you meet the man you marry in 8 months.  But you already know him.  He’s not new.  You’ll fight because you haven’t been talking, but then everything will be good.  You’ll have 3 kids.
Beth:  Ok? 
Sand-reader:  You must buy milk and give it to a child.  On a Monday.  Then you have good future and find your husband.  
Beth: Wait, buy milk here, in Burkina?  Or in America?  I should drink it?
Sand-reader:  Either country.  It doesn’t matter.  You give it to a child to drink.  In America is fine, but right when you get back, because you find husband soon after, 8th month.  You have other questions?
Beth:  And music?
Sand-reader:  Music?!?!  You ask what with music?   ***draws in the sand very quickly***
Beth:  Will I ----
Sand-reader:  No, no music in future.  Why, you want to do music?  No, you work different job.
Beth: Oh.  Ok.
Sand-reader:  It’s good?  You have good future.  No problems.  We’ve finished. ***motions towards the door***
                            
I found the entire conversation to be very interesting.  Sure, anything he said could have been simply general statements that he makes at everyone: for example, “Your mom isn’t happy.”  Well, I’m sure most mothers aren’t too happy if their child is in Peace Corps…especially Peace Corps Burkina Faso.  But the fact that he was able to name some pretty specific things about my life -- without me having said anything -- was amazing…if not slightly creepy.   He knew I was struggling with the decision to return back to America or to do a third year, which is why he asked, “Are you leaving?”  But he also knew that should I not do a third year, I was planning on leaving later than all my other Peace Corps friends, and then taking a trip to (hopefully) the Philippines for a month.  While everyone else will be leaving the first 2 weeks of August, I didn’t plan on finishing Peace Corps until mid-September….thus in 6 months.  Tack on a trip to the Philippines, and I return to Americaland in October…7 months.  He KNEW.  (The sand-reader’s insight did help persuade me to not extend my stay in Burkina – no third year for me!)

My other friends had similar reactions.  He knew that Brook is leaving in 4 months and that Careth will marry her significant other (Careth: “Yeah, I know we’ll get married when I get back.”).  He told Marisol a very similar thing to what a different sand-reader told her last year.  Weird how that works out.  Most volunteers make an effort to get their sand read before they leave Burkina, and almost every is satisfied with the results.  Some people’s sand has already come true.  For instance, Teal went home after only a month in country and married his girlfriend after being told he’d never be happy in Burkina and was meant to get married.  Elijah, who has almost died several times, was told by the sand-reader that he didn’t have a sand to read; his sand said he was already dead.  Considering he’s been struck by lightning, got injured in a bus accident, has had malaria in Burkina, and technically was born still-born….he should be dead.  But he’s not.  And that confused the sand-reader….  It’s very interesting.  Whether they’re reading spirits or our facial expressions or thoughts or communicating with the dead or God….who knows.  But it works.  I don’t think what the sand-readers do is untrue; it’s very real.  Which is both awesome and scary.

Also: to my future husband.  Since apparently I already know you, there’s probably a good chance you’re reading this.  You might as well buy the ring now.  See you in 8 months.

We slept at Kim’s house for the night, then left at 6am to catch the bush taxi to Diapaga for our animal safari at Park W.  We were told the bush taxi would leave at 7am.  Right.  7am Burkinabe time means 9, maybe 10am.  But just in the off chance that the taxi would leave on time, we made sure to get there by 7am.  Lo and behold, no taxi.  We sat down to wait, and someone informed us that there was no 7am car – it had already left…at 6am.  Dangit!  Why the 7am car can leave at 6, I will never understand…but that’s Burkina for you.  Fortunately there would be another car toute de suite (immediately), aka in a few hours….so they said.

We passed the morning at the bus station, waiting for our bush taxi, by reading our books, staring at the Burkinabe staring at us, eating tofu brochettes (so good!), and complaining about Burkinabe transport and punctuality.  
A guy selling meat.  It was pretty good and tender, but I had to specifically say, "No liver or intestine, only meat, please."
A bus pulled in; immediately a crowd gathered, everyone trying to sell their  products to the passengers: water, bread, yogurt, juice, bananas, etc.

tofu!


Finally, around noon, our van showed up.  It took another 45 minutes to load and put all of the motorcyles and our 4 bicyles on top, plus everyone’s luggage.

Yup, Diapaga-Fada.  That's what we want.  It's always a good sign when the vehicle is labeled as to where it's going.

Got a few motos up...

And now the rest of the motos...

Our bikes were the very last thing to get loaded.



In typical Burkinabe fashion, they sold far too many tickets than there were seats, but we all had to cram in anyways.  40+ passengers for 25 seats.  Every adult had a child sitting on his/her lap, whether or not it was actually their child (the men weren’t too happy about this…but a woman can only hold 1, maybe 2, of her 3 young children on her lap).  The plastic windows didn’t open (agh! we’ll die of heat!), unless they already were open, in which case they didn’t close (agh! we’ll die from inhaling so much dust and fumes).   There were only two doors: one for the driver and one for the front passenger.  We all had to enter through the front and step over the seats in order to get to our spots (there was no aisle).  Also, the seats weren’t attached to the floor of the van, so they moved around as we tried to take our places, making the entire process very awkward and difficult.  I can only imagine how hard it was for the older, bigger, pregnant women with 3 kids clinging to them. 

Well, we climbed in, started overheating, and tried to pass out so the ride would be less unbearable.  Fada to Diapaga would take about 5 hours.  The journey was awful, but no worse than any other transport I’ve taken in Burkina.  We got a flat tire after an hour, so we all got out and got some fresh air, and they fixed up the left back tire in a matter of minutes.

Late that afternoon, with about 1.5 hours to go until Diabaga, we stopped in village for a pit stop. Bathrooms, water, salad.  Not too bad of a break…except for that it seemed like we waited a really long time to hit the road again.  After we crammed back into the vehicle, I alternated between reading my book and napping, but couldn’t seem to do either for more than 10 minutes at a time.  Are we there yet?

BOOM! 

My eyes jerk open as I feel the car tilt to the left.

POP!

Now we’re leaning to the right, flying, swerving down the road.  People are shouting.  Babies wake up.  Dust everywhere.  Smoke.   This isn’t good.  I clutch the seat in front me, arms wrapped tightly around the plastic headrest.  Please let the car stop.  Just stop.  But we keep going.  Barreling off the right side of the road.  Just miss hitting a huge baobab tree.  Being thrown up and down; so many bumps.  Shoulda hit that baobab; we’re moving way too fast.  Oh God this is not good.  I clutch the seat tighter, burying my head into Sami’s shoulder.  She’s sitting to the left of me.  On my right are windows.  Keep your head away from the window.  Close your eyes.   Yet my eyes remain wide open, taking it all in.  We’re upside down.  I’m floating in the air.  My back smacks against the roof.  Hands still clutch the seat in front of me, but barely.  It doesn’t matter anyways, the seat isn’t attached to the floor.  Oh my god, this is how I’m going to die.  In a bush taxi in damn Burkina  Faso.  Oh my god.  The van rolls, the seats roll, we all roll.  Twice.  To the right.  Two rotations.  So quickly.  Screaming. We stop for a split second.  Am I dead?  The entire vehicle slams back to the left, collapsing to the ground. 

Silence. 

We stopped?  It stopped?  I’m still alive?  I lift my head, try to stand up, try to see.  But I can’t see anything.  Blindness.   Thank god we stopped moving!  I hear crying, screaming, a man yelling “Restez tranquille” (stay calm).  I hear myself speaking English: “Everyone stay calm!  Be calm!  It’s okay!” but inside my head I’m screaming Nooo!  Get out!  This vehicle is gonna blow up!  Get out!  Out!  Now!  But there’s nowhere to get out.  I can’t see.

My eyes adjust, I see my friends.  Sami, Brook, and …. No, no Careth. Brook standing, screaming, “Mon amie, mon amie!” (my friend, my friend!).  I see Sami, Brook, but no Careth.  Then I see.  Careth is buried, only her legs are visible.  A large woman behind us panics and screams, pushing forward, squashing Careth.  Mon amie, mon amie!” “Restez tranquille” “Be calm,” various voices shout.  A man pulls Careth up.  We’re all okay?  All four of us are okay!  But we gotta get out!  I look around.  There’s no back door.  Can’t see the front of the car.  There’s so many people in front of me.  I look down.  We’re standing on windows – the left side of the vehicle is lying in the dirt.  I look up.  The other windows.  Can I climb out? I don’t think I’m bleeding.  I can move my arms.  Yeah, I could climb out.  Someone’s grabbing me.  Pulling my arm.  Trying to move me towards the front of the car.  No, can’t move.  It hurts.  Let go of me.  My legs are caught.  I look down, realize that a seat is on top of my feet.  Just gotta move the seat.  I tell the others to get out – the men in front are waiting, trying to pull us out, but we must move ourselves towards the light, the opening.  They can’t reach us, us here in the back.  My friends pass in front of me, a man helps lift up the seat that’s trapping me.  Oh my God!  What?  No….why?   There’s a little child under my feet.  Help!    The girl, about 4-years-old, in the orange dress.  She had been sitting behind me, on her dad’s lap, talking, singing the whole ride.  She’s mixed in with the rubble, the bags, the dirt.  Buried.  I’m standing on her.  Her arm I think.  Why isn’t she moving?  Why isn’t she crying?  I step aside, someone scoops her up.  Someone pulls me forward.  I crouch, squeezing between the 30-inch gap where the huge windshield used to be.  I hear glass crackle beneath me as I shuffle forward.  My eyes pulse from all the bright light outside.

I’m out!  I’m alive!  I can stand on my own… I’m walking forward towards my friends. They’re waiting for me.  So I must be fine.  I’m not hurt?  I’m not hurt!!!  Brook, Sami, Careth, and I embrace each other and stand in silence for a moment.  We’re all fine.  Don’t even see any blood on anyone.  My little tan purse, a gift from a Senegalese guy who sold bags in Italy back when I visited with my mom in September, is still around my shoulder, just like I had put it before I fell asleep.  Before the BOOM.  Before the rolling.  Before the chaos. 

Brook calls Peace Corps, tells them about the accident, that not to worry, we’re all fine.  It’s 5:30pm.

By now, everyone is out of the wrecked piece of metal.  A crowd has gathered around.  So many people pressing in, looking on.  Someone yells at them to get help, call the hospital.  The likelihood of the car blowing up has passed.  There’s no fire, no more smoke, the dust is settling.  I look around.  A young woman on her back, moaning.  A man with a mangled arm.  Crying children, covered in cuts and scrapes, being soothed in the arms of an adult.  A teenage boy – probably a bus worker who had been riding on the rooftop with the motos and baggage – is face down in the dirt, twisted body, blood oozing from his head.  Why isn’t anyone helping?  Someone help them!  Everyone just watches.  Stares.  No one helps. 

No one has any idea about HOW to help.  First-aid and emergency training, that doesn’t happen here.  American kids learn how to exit a bus by its various exits as soon as they start Kindergarten.  What to do during an accident, whether you’re a bystander or a victim, isn’t something that even passes through Burkinabe minds.  So when the unthinkable does happen, the only thing they can think to do is stare.  Or panic.  Like the big woman in the back of the bus, pushing to get out, trampling over Careth in the process.

I’m not a doctor, but I know more than most people.  Thanks to 7 years working in a nursing home, first-aid classes, a mom who’s a registered nurse, summers as a camp counselor where I found myself bandaging kids’ heads after their self-initiated game called “rock wars.”  Why isn’t anyone helping them?  You can’t just leave them like that!”  I go over to the teenage boy, body twisted awkwardly, bloody head, face in the dirt.  God, he can’t even breathe.  I get a shirt that’s fallen out of someone’s suitcase and slowly turn the boy’s head to the right so he can breathe again.  I put the shirt under his head.  So much dirt mashed into his wounds.  I grab another shirt lying on the ground and attempt to cover the boy’s head.  “Come here,” I motion to the crowd in front of me.  Someone come.  But they just stare.  No one moves, no one responds.  “Come here, please,” I say again, looking right at a middle-aged man.  He hesitates, but steps forward.  “Hold this.  Just a little bit of pressure.  Stop the bleeding.”  He crouches down and takes over.  Poor kid.  He was shaking and drooling.  I wanted to untangle his arms and legs, but feared that would just cause more damage.  So I left him as a I found him, except for that his head was covered and he was no longer breathing dirt.

The driver is running around, trying to help.  But he needs help himself.  His arm is all cut-up.  He drips blood everywhere.  “Stop,” I say.  He tries to shrug me off, as if he’s fine.  He probably feels responsible for what happened; he was the driver.  “No, stop.  We’re going to cover your arm,” I argue, as I grab a pair of khaki pants from the wreckage.  I shake out the glass and dust, wrap the pants around the majority of his right arm, up to the shoulder.

Is anyone dead?  I scan the people laying on the ground, the children in parents’ arms.  No one seems to be dead.  But if some of them don’t get to a hospital soon, they might die.  I even see the little girl in the orange dress, the one I was standing on.  She’s laughing as her mom holds her; she’s talking to her dad, who appears to have a broken arm, but otherwise is fine.

Within minutes, a taxi moto arrives to transfer the injured.  Men start lifting the injured into the cart on the back of the moto, one man pulling on each limb of the victim, four men in total.  No head support, no back support.  Broken arm?  We’re going to pull on it anyways.  What are they doing?  They’re going to hurt someone like that!  Why aren’t they taking the people who are the worst?  That woman is fine; she can practically walk all by herself.  The men approach a woman who is conscious but hasn’t moved much – if at all – since being placed on the ground.  A back or neck injury seems likely.  The men grab her, one man for the left wrist, one guy on the right hand, one holding the left ankle, another for the right.  “No, don’t lift her like that,” I try to explain.  But what was the point?  What else were they going to do?  Wait for an ambulance with proper equipment, like a back board, to show up?  That would take hours…. I tell them to try to keep her body flat and to hold her up, not let her hang.  The men try again, this time lifting the woman under the shoulders, someone supporting her head, holding her under her waist, someone keeping her feet together.  It was better.  Not great, but it was the best we could do in our situation.

After all the seriously injured our gone, the rest of us get on a bus that had passed by.  When it saw the accident scene, it stopped, thank god.  Brook and Careth grab all our bags and tents, anything we saw that was ours, and put it in a pile  Since everything had been strapped to the top of the bush taxi, most of it was now lying on the ground somewhere near where the van started rolling.  We each retrieved our backpack (i.e. clothes, soap, hair brush), our bug huts (tents), and our bike helmets.  Our bikes had to be left behind.  They were pretty beat-up, and, surprisingly, were still attached to the top of the van, though the top of the van was now in the dirt, to be exact.   Oh well, they said we’d get our bikes back the next day, plus we weren’t in any condition to go bike riding anyways.  We could already see and feel the bruises forming over our bodies.  

We pick up our stuff and start loading the bus.  That’s when I realize I can’t lift anything.  Not even my 1-pound bike helmet.  It’s okay, my friends grab my stuff for me.  It’s too painful to sit on the bus, so I choose to remain standing, leaning over the side of a seat.

Much to my surprise, after about 5 minutes we arrive in Diapaga.  You kidding me?  We were THAT close to our destination?  And we crash?  On a positive note, at least we were so close.  It made getting the injured to the hospital a lot easier.  Diapaga turned out to be a small city, not a village like I thought, so there was actually a hospital, not just a simple clinic where the most care you could get would be some prescription drugs.  It was a genuine hospital, with an operating room and qualified staff who could do stitches and the like.  No, not like a hospital in America.  But by Burkinabe standards, yes this was a hospital.  The doctors and nurses were already dealing with the critically injured.  The rest of us waited for our turn to be soon.  By now it was evening and the sun had set.  The hospital had electricity, but the current kept cutting.  The doctors had to do evaluations/treatment by cell phone light.

Brook and Careth call Peace Corps several times while we wait for the medical staff to get a chance to look at Sami and me. They update PC about the situation and give details about the accident.  We tell them that we’re not actually injured – just some aches and bruises – and don’t see any reason for them to send out an emergency Peace Corps car from Ouaga.  Besides, it’d take the PC car a good 10 hours to get to us anyways, and another 10 hours to return to Ouaga, so we were better off just staying in Diapaga for the night, getting a good night’s rest, and evaluating our situation in the morning, i.e. whether to return to Ouaga or continue and do the animal safari as planned.  It was during this time, while waiting for almost 3 hours, that we realized how dirty we were.  My clothes were torn.  Someone gave me a Lotus (Burkinabe version of a Kleenex) to wipe my face.  So red.  So much red dust, caked on to my skin. 

Waiting also made me realize how much I hurt.  Sitting, laying down, standing, walking, everything hurt, especially if I did it for more than 3-4 minutes.  I was getting stiff; my head pounded and definitely had a big, swollen bump on it.  I was dirty, hungry, tired, thirsty.  Maybe I don’t even need to be looked at.  Obviously I’m fine.  I’m walking, moving.  Of course it hurts.  We all hurt.  It’s gonna hurt for a couple of days.  But I’m fine.  But Jean-Luc, our PC doctor, said to get checked out, so he could put that in our medical reports.  Finally the electricity comes back on, shortly after it’s my turn to be looked at.  They don’t notice anything serious, but do recommend some pain killers, muscle relaxing cream, and an x-ray when I get back to Ouaga.

Fortunately, all this time, Careth and Brook were taking care of arrangements.  They got us rooms at a hotel, had our bags delivered, called anyone who should know about our situation, brought us water to drink, and contacted our animal safari guide, Abga Bourema.  Abga (that’s his last name) lives in Diapaga, so he came immediately to the hospital to check on us. When Sami and I were finally finished, he drove us to the pharmacy, then to the hotel.  He went to restaurant and brought back riz sauce for us to eat.  He went to check on our distorted bicycles.  When he was sure we were all right, he left, telling us to call him in the morning. 

We survived.  Safe in a hotel, with a hot meal waiting for us and hot showers at our disposal, we took a photo of the four of us.  Post-accident.  Dirty, beaten, confused.  Though upon close examination of the photo, you can see us smiling slightly.  The experience was terrifying.  But we are happy, thankful.  We’re together, alive, and uninjured. 

I realize I need to shower.  Upon looking in the mirror, I see my knotted hair, barely still tied back in its pony-tail.  I’ve lost my head scarf.  Dangit.  That was my favorite head wrap!  I wanted to bring that one back to America.  Now how am I going to keep my hair out of my eyes?  I have some cuts, some scrapes. Bruises.  My right shoulder is pink, seeping clear liquid.  No blood, but the very top layer of skin was rubbed off.  I turn to step under the shower head and catch a glimpse of something purple in the mirror.  That’s my back…?  Almost 2/3 of my back is purple, red, black.   Is it dirt?  Nope, not dirt.  My skin, my muscles.  My colored, bruised back.  I step under the water, and it stings.  Salt and dirt is getting into all my little cuts and scrapes.  The pressure of the water trickling down is too much for my tender back and swollen head.  I see the water at my feet; it’s the color of mud, as dirt washes down my face, out of my hair, off my legs.  The soap is on the floor, but it’s too much effort to bend over and pick it up.  So I just stand still.  Five minutes. Ten.  The electricity cuts out.  That’s okay, I’m used to showering in the dark anyways.   I feel like I could fall asleep, right there.  Then I remember that Sami needs to shower, too.  She’s waiting for me.  I push through the soreness of bending over and picking up my soap.  I wash my hair.  The addition of soap and shampoo causes another layer of dirt to fall from my skin, the dirt and oil that was too tough to wash away by water alone.  Much better.  I feel cleansed.

We eat our rice and sauce that Abga was so kind to deliver, making a pact to not talk about the accident during our meal.  We decide that we’ll continue on with the safari as planned, unless something should happen overnight.  Plus, the way we saw it, spending 2 days looking at wildlife in a nature reserve sounded like a much better opportunity for healing than riding for 10 hours in a crappy bus on a bumpy road the very next morning. Finding a comfortable position to sleep in was challenging, but it didn’t take long for me to pass out.  The next morning we met Abga and he took us to pick up some food and snacks at the local market.

Then we were off to Park W!  The park is located about an hour from Diapaga, and along the way, you’ll pass a couple of small villages.  The villages looked quite different from the villages in my part of Burkina.  They were more spread out, with individual enclosed courtyards containing 6-10 circle houses.  My village is compact, and houses are generally small rectangles.  


We also saw the interesting sight of boys leaving the village, heading to woods, for their initiation ceremony.  They would live in the woods (en brousse) for one-four weeks (depending on the village custom), probably be circumcised, and become a man.  The boys looked young, about 11-13 years old.  They were shirtless, carried a large stick (some had spears attached to the sticks), and had painted faces and chests.  It was intriguing. 

Finally we arrived at Park W.

Park W is a major national park in West Africa around a meander in the River Niger shaped like a "W". The park includes areas of the three countries Niger, Benin and Burkina Faso, and is governed by the three governments. The three national parks operate under the name W Transborder Park (French: Parc Regional W).  The W National Park of Niger was created by decree on 4 August 1954, and since 1996 has been listed as a UNESCO World Heritage Site. In the three nations, the Regional park covers some 10,000 km² , largely uninhabited by humans, having been until the 1970s a Malarial zone of wetlands formed by the delta of the Mekrou River with the Niger, broken by rocky hills.  Historically, the area has been at one time a major area of human habitation, judged by the important archaeological sites (mostly tombs) found in the area.  The park is known for its large mammals, including aardvarks, baboons, buffalo, caracal, cheetahs, elephants, hippopotamuses, leopards, lions, and warthogs. The park provides a home for some of West Africa's last wild African Elephants. However, the rare West African Giraffe, today restricted to small parts of the Niger, is absent from the park. The W Park is also known for historic occurrence of packs of the endangered Painted Hunting Dog, although they may now be extirpated from the area.  The National Park is one of the last strongholds for the Northwest African cheetah. There is a small but apparently increasing population of at least 15-25 animals of this rare cat in the park.  The W area is also known for its bird populations, especially transitory migrating species, with over 350 species identified in the park.  The park has been identified by BirdLife International as an Important Bird Area.  (This was all stolen from Wikipedia.)


Elephant footprint!  HUGE!
The park was nice.  We were the only guests that day, so we had everyone’s full attention.  We walked around, looking at animals tracks and identifying birds.  We also road in the white land-rover, spotting elephants, buffalo, antelope, and more.  Later that evening, we road on top of the vehicle.   Abga had placed a mattress on the roof so we could sit more comfortably and take better pictures. 




the safari vehicle, mattress on top!







The next morning we set out bright and early, around sunrise, since early morning and early evening are the best times to see animals.  I didn’t realize how tiring searching for animals could be -- but I think riding in a vehicle made it worse.  We all just wanted to nap.  But we also wanted to see lions.  

Brook, Sami, Careth, and Abfa overlooking the water.

Also, it was tiring because the animals are rarely out in the open.  You really have to have good, sharp eyes to pick out the animals amongst the trees and tall grasses.   Crossing into the other countries (Niger and Benin) was fun, though indistinguishable from Burkina. 

The guest houses at camp.

Buffalo!

Beautiful overlook, leading down to the river (currently more like a  crick due to it being dry season)
Usually the roads in the park were clear and well-marked, though they were quite bumpy..

A family of ourebi taking a water break.


baboons

Our room for the night.  The smaller circle room to the left is the bathroom.

Buffalo crossing the road.

Bird.  I don't remember what kind.


Unfortunately, we never did get a good view of the elephants or lions.  We didn’t see lions at all, in fact.  We only heard them, saw new footprints in the sand, and discovered warm lion poop.  We were so close to finding them – they were probably nearby, watching us.  
lion tracks

3 countries!  The river separates Burkina from Niger, and the rocks on the bottom left are the start of Benin.


The elephants we spotted twice, but they ran away quickly both times, so we only caught their butts fleeing from us.  Crocodiles in water, tons of buffalo, porcupines (we got within a few feet of the porcupine nest!), and countless baboons and some red-tailed monkeys, too.  
crocodile skin



Ancient baobab.  400-500 years old.


Baobab is also known as "the tree of life."

See how big its trunk is?  The inside was hollowed out and was home to bats.
I tried to be a Burkinabe child and climb up a tree during the animal safari. Had I succeeded, I would've scampered like a monkey to the very top, or at the very least, the thinner branches right above my head, all in under 30 seconds. Instead, I only got about 8, maybe 10, feet off the ground (I'm sad this picture doesn't accurately portray how far from the ground I was -- I blame my photographer!) ....and regrettably, it took me at least 3 minutes. I'm ashamed. I guess I need to work harder on perfecting my Burkinabe skills.


































This baobab trunk has been eaten away by elephants.




All in all, not a bad trip.  It was quite enjoyable, relaxing, and peaceful.  It was nice to be out in nature, and it helped to forget about the accident we endured to get to the park.  You might think “village” is being in nature, and compared to a city, it is.  But “village” is not fully surrounded by wild animals and bird and plant life.The villagers have scared away any wild animals that used to exist and cut down most the trees to make room for fields.  Village is nothing like a nature reserve.
  


baboons in the tree

small antelope

Sand castle.  Aka, termite mound.  It was taller than me!

Bushback remains.  Poaching.

I got so many good buffalo photos...but none of my attempts at elephants and red monkeys and crocodiles turned out nearly so well


Thursday evening, we finished our safari adventure and Abga took us back to Diapaga.  On the ride back we again passed the village boys in their initiation.  They all ran up to us and surrounded the car.  We asked if we could take a picture, but got mixed responses from their leaders, so I got a picture but not a good one because I panicked.   Apparently they are not to talk to or see females during their initiation.  But as they were surrounding the car, they were now exposed to 4 women.  Maybe being foreign made it so it didn’t matter?  Maybe the rule only applies to village females?  We offered the boys a gift of 1.000 CFA ($2), as advised by Abga, and they sang a blessing for us.  I wish I could have filmed it!  Such a cool experience! 


Back in Diapaga, Abga dropped us off at our hotel and then took us to the bank and to the bus station to make sure we’d have a place on the next morning’s bus to Ouaga.  Then he took us out for chicken and beer, where we met up with some of the local volunteers in the area who were in town for the evening, and we all had a good time.  We tried to pay for Abga’s food and drink, as a small gesture of our thanks, but he refused.  We persisted, he insisted it was already taken care of.  Turns out he’s the chef du village’s son, aka son of the big chief, aka the prince of the village.  No wonder he wouldn’t let us buy him his food!  The restaurant gave it to him for free, and as his gesture of thanks to the restaurant, he ordered a second drink for all of us.




The next morning Abga picked us up and took us to the bus station.  Our bikes were in better condition, but still not usable.  Our PC bike guy, Combari, would need to fix them once we were in Ouaga.  I looked in the pile of collected items from the accident, in hopes of spotting my head wrap, but didn’t see it. It probably got used as a bandage for someone’s bleeding hand or sprained wrist.  Oh well.  As I walked out of the building, a young man ran up to me and handed me a book.  My book!  They knew it was one of ours since the book was in English (and because who else would read a book on a bus besides Americans?).  The bus wasn’t very full, so we each got our own row of seats and were able to sleep and sit rather comfortably for the 10 hour ride.  I noticed there were a lot of cool rock formations on our way to Ouaga.  



















When we got close to Ouaga, I called PC and asked if I should stop by the bureau for anything, i.e. concerning the accident.

Upon arriving in Ouaga, I immediately went to the med unit like PC had requested.  Considering it was Friday and already 5pm, they wanted to see me.  They didn’t want to have to deal with anything over the weekend, if possible.  I got to the PC bureau, and lo and behold, Jean-Luc and the med secretary were waiting for me.  Mariam shoves an envelope into my hand and Jean-Luc says, “Hurry up!  They close soon!  You must go now!  We talk when you come back!” as he ushers me towards the white PC car that was waiting for me.

We went downtown and stopped at the radiology building.  Ah-hah!  That’s what we’re doing: I’m getting an x-ray.  Since I was the last patient of the day (the x-ray guys had stayed late, waiting for me), I was seen right away and the results were printed before I left.  Jean-Luc looked at them with me later that night in the PC med unit.  Wouldn’t you know….apparently I have a fractured vertebrae.  That might explain why I hurt.  It was easy to disregard the physical pain immediately following the emotional trauma of the accident, especially while on an animal safari.  But now back in Ouaga, I was able to admit that yup, something wasn’t quite right, and I probably shouldn’t ignore it.

I know it sounds serious – and it certainly could have been, heck I could be paralyzed! Or dead! – but in all honesty, I’m fine.  I got really lucky in that it’s “just” a fracture on my last vertebrae with some muscle pressure/tension around it.  Oh, I guess I also have sprained neck.  But besides that, nothing seems to be pinched (nerves) or have slipped out of place (discs).   The neck actually bothers me the most, because I can’t seem to move my head without pain.   

I hung out in the med unit all weekend, basically just sleeping and watching some movies.  I wasn’t supposed to do a lot of moving around, and certainly no lifting.  I even got in trouble for using my computer (I got caught typing up some emails), because of the back/neck strain that staring a computer screen can cause.   Oh, and I did a bunch of skyping, too. (Shh!  I probably wasn’t supposed to do that either…but I did.  I figured I’d be going back to village after the weekend and wanted to chat with friends/family before leaving Ouaga.  Plus, being in the med unit, I had full access to the bureau’s Wi-Fi.  I was even able to video skype!  That’s usually not possible with the Transit House internet, as some of you know.  Better yet, I got to do this all while lying on a comfy couch, wrapped in blanket cuz I had the air conditioning on, drinking ice water from the med unit’s kitchen.  Ah yes, it’s like my own personal apartment.)

Despite my taking it easy, many of my pains and bruises didn’t even show up and make themselves visible until after the weekend – about 5 days after the accident had occurred.  On Monday I had a CAT scan, and those results (along with the x-rays) were sent to Peace Corps Washington for evaluation.  So I continued taking it easy, thinking any day I’d be leaving.

Well, today is Tuesday, April 16 and I got here on Friday, April 5.  I’ve been here ELEVEN days already.  I’m feeling so much better and I’m ready to go!  I’ve been doing some walking and biking, went to the bank, got some groceries, went to lunch with friends in town.  I think I’m ready!   Let me out!  Send me back to village!  I’m going to go crazy locked up in this med unit!   And Jean-Luc is ready to get rid of me, too!  But, we’re still waiting for PC Washington to approve my return to site. 

Yesterday, PC Washington had sent an email saying “Do not let her go back to site yet.”  Urgh.  What does that even mean?  Don’t let her go back to site….today?  ….tomorrow?  …for another week?  C’mon, give me a time frame!   I understand that they want to make sure I’m actually healthy before sending me back to the middle of nowhere, but it’s frustrating, especially since it’s the last month of school (I’ve now missed 2.5 weeks of class), Camp HEERE happens in my village in one month, and Molly and I have a library to get up and running.  Sitting in Ouaga watching movies does not help.  Sure, it’s hot season, and so if there is ever an “ideal” time to be sick/injured, it’s now – I’ll admit it is kinda nice to be in the air conditioning and drinking cold beverages, knowing full well my friends are broiling under the 120 degree sun. But still.  I’d rather be in village.  I’m also sick of watching movies.  I lost count, but I bet I’ve watched at least 30 movies since arriving April 5. 

Besides watching movies, time has been spent by facebook stalking, random topic google searching, YouTube video watching, and reading books.  I also thoroughly enjoy napping.  Additionally, I’ve had a few friends who were in Ouaga stop in and chat, so that’s been a nice way to break up the time.  The other night Elijah came and we ordered-in pizza.  Another day Ed and I went out for lunch at the Ghanaian restaurant.  Yesterday afternoon Alaina came by and we talked about her trip to Italy, since I had been to Italy in September; her plane should have arrived in Rome by now.  Also, lots of phone calls and texts from people in their villages.  I've made french toast, also ham and cheese omelettes (can't do that in village!).

We’re hoping today is the lucky day that I get word from Washington giving permission for me to leave anytime now.  It’d be great to peace out tomorrow!  Or at the very least, by Friday.  Because of COS and then the animal safari, I’ve now been out of village for about a month.  A whole month without seeing my cat or dog, or my neighbors, my students.  A whole month since I’ve eaten tô or other weird village food.  But, like Jean-Luc reminded me, the worst thing to do, is to do too much too soon and actually screw something up.  Then I might never heal.  And since Peace Corps is responsible for anything that happens to me during my service, they’d rather not be paying for chiropractors and back surgeries for the rest of my life.  Financially (and morally), they’d rather have me sit in the med unit for 2 weeks being completely bored, but recovering.

Also, if you were wondering why so many blog posts have appeared recently, loaded with pictures and far too many words, this is why.  Blame my injury.